Can we just have Pelosi yell ‘no balls’ at donny and have him release people out of prisons and concentration camps and send them to places where they can get help? Sounds like a win to me....

So this is actually a great idea. Especially considering that the alternative has been family separation and detaining people under bridges. The Democrats need to tell donny how ‘they won’t stand for this!’ And watch him walk ass-backwards into a good idea.

This is a horrible take

Puerto Ricans are citizens. Residents born in other us territories are actually us nationals and I believe they have less involvement in the federal government that PR (on my phone so I’m going from memory, if I’m wrong on that I’m sorry).  Nationals have to apply for citizenship.

This gets a review, but not The Magicians

This gets a review, but not The Magicians?

This gets a review, but not The Magicians?

Mother Fucker acts like slave owners didn’t have black children by raping their slaves. 

This gets a review, but not the magicians?

Maybe this will make trump want a good library just to stick it to obummer

I don't know.  The fact that she's willing to step out of consideration for the position means she's more qualified than literally anyone else in this administration.  

So... can we get episode reviews now?  

Hot Take: “A star is Born” is an inferior version of “Crazy Heart”

I know the fenix does MGRS, do any of the others?  700 is a lot to spend on a GPS watch.

I know the fenix does MGRS, do any of the others?  700 is a lot to spend on a GPS watch.

Ttechnically, humans are just big donuts

I really wish you guys continued to review the Magicians.  

How much for a new "Why Deadspin Sucks" article?

Your take is bad and you should feel bad.

I have never used turo.  What's to stop one of the neighbors from renting the car and parking it in front of a fire hydrant to get it towed?

Aapparently you've never watched blue bloods