Jesus Mike you having a stroke or something? Video chewable game controller

Have a charging dock for that, gotta pimp that landfill plastic though for daddy Jeff huh?

Have a charging dock for that, gotta pimp that landfill plastic though for daddy Jeff huh?

Ok we really need to veer away from this trend of over validating a franchises black sheep.

...because the originals are timeless classics people still play today? No. 

Sexism solved. GG everyone

Here here. No one fucking asked you john

Vice city is the most recognizable title you hot coffee loving sucka

Christ sakes literally no one in their right mind realistically thought they’d put out all three legacy games in the GTA v engine. Why the fuck are people pretending to be shocked and or let down by this?

Joe your whorishness is bad enough, please leave references to far better art out of your headlines

Joe your whorishness is bad enough, please leave references to far better art out of your headlines

How bout focus on making base models available to non scalpers before offering these ....idk virgin insurance ?

Played Katana Zero immediately after playing Celeste, I agree gameplay wise it's a winner. But coming off of Celeste that katana zero story felt like ultimate edge lord bullshit. Like someone played hotline Miami and totally missed the point.

As long as spiderman is locked away by Sony, I don’t care if free game with gold, I’m not playing it.

Joe you ever wake up in the morning and think, “this is my life, I get up every day and manage to make a shit site like Kotaku somehow worse by being a whore for 35 dollar pieces of plastic that will end up in a land fill (Funko) or preying on the most insecure men in the world by pimping man themed baby wipes?"

Joe you ever wake up in the morning and think, “this is my life, I get up every day and manage to make a shit site…

Is this actually an article about two Jawas in a trenchcoat or is this another "Ubisoft gets dissed" but it's actually not a diss at all? 

Anything for a click huh? No dissing going on here but thanks for the drama bait. 

Even a status update on a situation that involves gamers, game makers, and the industry as whole; dealing with the rights of the workers and the tactics their billion dollar corporate employers use to quell them, is news.

Nice, I see why this has second billing to some dicks deep dive into one piece

Cool, don't fucking tell me what to do. 

Pikachu surprised face. 

Cant say I agree with everything you said. And I’m no lawyer so I won’t even try to wax intellectual.