Lol Microsoft: We want to focus on all our fucking sequels no one asked for instead of taking any kind of risk.”

This list would have been incomplete without the inclusion of Hyper Light Drifter. Glad to see it.

Honest question, why, no matter what game or genre do competitive teams and players have such retarded ass leet speak names?

Great, it’s over now. Can my gaming news site shut the fuck up about it now? Maybe, I don’t know, talk about games?

What why? no one was asking for a remaster of this juvenile tripe

Lol nice effort but WAY too late no man’s sky. they’re not getting their player base back now.

You dumb

You dumb

60 dollars huh? If I give you 70 will you remove Bioshock 2?

Sony was just proven racist, by the racist prover!

God how sensitive can someone be to be offended by this? They know it’s frustrating the servers are down. They’re using humor to defuse a tense situation. It’s funny and would give me a chuckle to help choke down the bad news I wouldn’t be playing for a while.

The reason behind god of wars bold new direction? The success of bioshock infinite and last of us.

Does anybody believe, even for a second this will ever come out? If so lol. You’re gonna get jerked around for a year or 2 then it’s gonna die.

Preorder our new expansion so we can give you back the shit we took away! You know you’re going to buy it, fuck you!

Was this written 15 years ago? Cheeto dusted fingers? Teabagging racist 14 year old? Shit I’m not saying they don’t exist but damn if that’s your landscape of competitive fps’s I gotta say that’s prejudice.

This is the first time in quite a while I enjoyed a kotaku article. Calvin and hobbies was for me and so many others a compass as a child and these strips with moe the bully were unflinchingly honest and insightful.

So not the point here bud, by absolutely no respectable metric can uncharted 4 be considered a failure.

You just disappeared up your own asshole.

This is disappointing. Dante’s Inferno is a sorely underrated game.

This article is reminiscent of one written some months ago by Yannick lejacque. Only he was telling us we were wrong for not buying a wii u.

So there’s a winner now. Does this mean you can finally stop talking about this game for 1 minute?