My sister’s mother in law had a parrot that died. I don’t know the details but it was quite a shock. They expected her (I think the parrot was a her) to live so long she was willed to go to her daughter.

As one of the decoys explains, it’s Highlander rules. There can be only one.

If only Bill Cosby faced as much punishment as Phylicia Rashad...

There’s a small chance you answered your own question. They may have developed these issues because people used to feed them just about everything.

Who represented him, Alan Dershowitz?

The biggest problem with Mass Effect as a movie is that there’s no one protagonist, everyone has their own version of Commander Shepherd.

Did he testify? Was he subpoenaed?

Slightly off topic, but I don’t get how Poptarts are a thing or how they stay in business. I’ve tried them several times and they always tasted like cardboard.

Now if only Vlad the Poisoner would follow him down.

What will she do if they don’t?

Like Emily Brandwin (I think?) said on Twitter;

Hard to hit a point when you’re firing from the complete opposite direction.

No. Because then they would have to accept that they can’t ride the gravy train forever. 

Could be worse.

No offence, but we’ve been saying “they’re in the minority” since I was a teen in the 90s. And yet they keep getting in the way of progress. 

Doublethink is a bitch, ain’t it?

You know what I did when this story came out? I ignored it.

I thought the woman in the story was the “cat person.”

I just thought it weird that her popularity didn’t make it cool again.