Right?! 14 year olds are fucking babysitters. You’d hire them to watch you let kids and keep them safe.

So attempted murder then?

At 14, you know better.

Had this been a little white child and Black teens, you’d see them tried as adults.  

That statement makes me so angry. What about the trauma that this boy will experience for the rest of his life? I can’t imagine having been his age and some malicious teenagers decided to fucking hang me from a tree and no one gave enough shits to make sure that the people who harmed me had to pay the consequences.…

Fucking appalling. I hope the little guy doesn’t have any brain damage (sounds like he managed to get himself down fast enough) but he’s definitely going to need some therapy around this.

Will you just zip it for once?

Because republicans are fucking idiots.

Tragically I think is destined to pass if it comes to a vote.

“Did you see who is buying the Marlins?”

Jeter continues to want to take credit for other people’s larger contributions.

I hope Jeter gave him a gift basket on his way out the door.

Seconded.

Fuck the Olympics.

Plus he’s totally wrong anyway. This is great:

If there is anyone who looks 100% untrustworthy, its this guy.

He called a crying Jordon meme fake news.

Careful. Referring to him as any color other than white is definitely going to meet his definition of racism. He’ll be ranting about you next.

Yea, this confirms that he had no idea what the Crying Jordan meme is, he’s just angry it was a black guy whose face got stamped on his. If it had been a Crying Stockton meme, he’d have been fine with it.

Deandre Jordan is more of a Maverick than John McCain.