It’s more like Fonda-Fultonville.

“when Kap clarified it was in no disrespect to the military, they decided they get to decide what he actually meant” I see your perspective but the act itself can be considered disrespectful (like burning the flag). Kaep can say “I don’t mean disrespect to X, Y or Z” but that’s a lot like saying “you’re a stupid ugly…

Somethingsomething St. Catherine’s = Pussycorps or Super Sexe or both.

Starred for the Peterman reference.

Tebow is actually pronounced “Your Lord and Savior, the Swinging Bat of God Himself, King of the Mortal Christian Men, Protector of the Shea and Number eight hitter for the Mets.”

Damn, I just saw that - it’s like a shampoo commercial. well done.

Am I the only one who went towards “Golic Parm Wingos?”

How dare they keep the divine hustler languishing in the minors...

As a person with the neighborhood mechanic next door, I concur -it sucks. Nicest man in the world, but god I wish he had a shop somewhere else.

82 people in Chicago took up the Quad City DJ’s suggestion to “Ride the train” sadly, 16 of those will no longer be able to “ride it, ride it.”

Amen, I’ve never even come close to something that didn’t resemble skunked. As far as skunked beers go, top 5 but after Coors Light.  

I’m so not into it, I didn’t bother to read the article. I just came to say that the blonde woman’s look in the cover photo says all you need to know about this event.

It’s pronounced ‘subpar’ not ‘sublime’

I’d rob the Apple store... in broad daylight in the hopes that I would get caught. I’d love to line up every one of those ‘geniuses’ in a hostage scenario and give them the Neegan treatment.

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That’s accurate, but from a former Islanders fan take it from me: Mike Milbury is 100% wrong in all things. Think about it like Costanza’s opposite theory and you’ll do just fine.

You all suck Kaep’s dick so much I’m surprised his “militant” girlfriend isn’t jealous.

Which is why I said that I’m waiting for the video?

Yeah, there’s a factual discrepancy between the parties here. PD said the music was not turned down within 20 minutes of the initial warning. She says she was arrested while figuring out how to turn down the music and research the noise ordinance and all within 15 minutes of the police showing up. MPD does have…

It does, according to WaPo the officer said the music wasn’t turned down 20 minutes after he warned them to turn it down - hence the arrest.