Every one of these sandwiches has cranberry sauce. No thanks, I’m good.
Brent
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After an Ex-friend slandered a friend and me, we found a way to get our revenge. My classmate had been the victim of a prank where he got hundreds of catalogues for scientific equipment. As part of that prank, he ended up with hundreds of business reply cards for these companies. My classmate was more than happy to… Read more
The “asshole patron” charge is generally, you get kicked out of the establishment. The “unable to parent” fee, is when the staff and/or other customers have to put up with the parents’ inability to well, parent.
Good. I wish we could do the same anywhere in public. Your little satan spawn rams the back of my foot with those “oh-so cute” miniature shopping carts at the grocery store? $50 fine. Your booger-eating monster screams bloody murder at the movie theater? $50 fine.
The issue I’d have is that “unable to parent” seems pretty arbitrary. Who gets to decide when and how parenting crosses the line into “bad” territory and justifies a fee? Read more
Just leave them at the kennel where they belong.
Hey, dumbfuck, school lunches were always shit. Read more
Do they like going hungry? Because it seems like you have a teachable moment about prioritizing likes and dislikes here.
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Same with my grandma, we had a choice. Eat it or don’t. It was a baloney sandwich and an apple. The choice was ours, the fucks given were not hers.
Yeah, sorry kid, after about the fifth time you don’t eat the lunch I packed for you, you’re packing your awn lunch, under my supervision, so you don’t just take candy bars or something.
Me and my friend liked food other kids didn’t, so we made out like bandits on certain days like spinach day. Nowadays public school cafeteria food is probably seen as woke commie socialism that costs too many of muh tax dollars or something.
Cracker Barrell bad. Read more
The benefit of the stainless steel tumbler is that metal keeps cold water cold for much longer periods of time Read more
Strong disagree on the Pepsi glasses. I hate consuming food or drink from plastic.
Samsung fridges are garbage, except for the old-school freezer-on-top and fridge-on-the-bottom. They are rock-solid from my experience over the last 10 years. Then again, it seems like any manufacturer can make rock-solid fridges in that style. More fancy=more problems.
I travel a lot for work, and I have a rule that if I’m somewhere for two weeks or longer (and sometimes I count that cumulatively if I’m in that same place a lot for work) or if it’s a particularly cool place (Kuwait, for example) I buy a magnet at the airport when I’m leaving. I love looking back on them all.
This feels like a face-saving explanation on the part of manufacturers. More than likely they’re saving money by using more plastic and less ferrous metal, but want to present it as a “only trailer trash use magnets on a fridge”.
I’ll nominate any beverage, specifically those small plastic barrels with the foil tops that we called “Little Hugs” or “Huggies” that were filled with a Kool-Aid-like drink. Do these still exist? I haven’t seen them in years, but I am long since out of their target demographic.
Necco wafers. A true New England terror, I still remember people somehow getting these and absolutely ruining my Halloween haul with them.