See my recipe in this thread. Less is far, far more.

See my recipe in this thread. Less is far, far more.
Y’all are trying too hard. Here is the perfect post meal Thanksgiving sandwich. Read more
I remember those too, but haven’t seen them in forever.
I’m not a cheeseball guy myself, no judgement, just taste. Just wanted to give a shout out to Utz for making the best generally available pretzels on the market. Thanks for not skimping on the salt.
Bingo, right on the money. It’s often accompanied with a deep sigh.
For me, it’s not weaponized incompetence, I just have genuinely different standards of good job than my SO does. Sometimes, hers are higher sometimes mine are, but if I’m criticized for how I do something, congrats - your job now!
People need to know - what statues are they banned in? Hopefully not US Grant.
When I was in the Navy, I got to be good friends with a woman at a shore assignment. We both left, eventually, but stayed in touch. By having seriously raunchy, disgusting post cards sent to each other’s workplace. Workplace mail in the Navy is (usually) set out on a common table in the wardroom for each officer to… Read more
I used an Annoyatron on a co-worker on a project. He ended up thinking his cube was haunted. I came in one day to find all the furniture in his cube out in the hall while he was trying to find the source (look on the bottom of your desk tray, dude). The one I used had 6 different things it could beep out, one included… Read more
I’d buy into an ‘asshole’ charge myself. Earlier today, I was talking to a recruiter (I’m an IT contractor, always looking at new gigs) and we were discussing terms. We talked a little about money and then I hit him with my deal breaker: “The money is not as important to me now as one other factor: I don’t work with… Read more
18% mandatory tip? Sign me up, that’s 2-7% less than I give voluntarily!
And then send the video to Kimmel.
Sweet tarts are awesome, you barbarian.
Irrational raisin hatred. Fail.
Lot of whining over not much.
I’m happy to short change myself; won’t hurt us lick.
When I was a kid, my mom never packed our school lunches, we ate school provided meals at the cafeteria and if we didn’t eat them, my folks could care less. Eat or starve, kid.
Horrific. They’re they only place that made mac and cheese so bad I wouldn’t eat it. And the chocolate fountain they have is an EPA level superfund site.