Props for the Dalton Trumbo reference. We haz the oldz.

Whoa. I am seriously frightened by that dress. It looks as if spiders live there.

I swear (and this surely says more about me than about your fans), “shitty (sic, I guess) farty” makes me so giggly. A person could skip around the house while singing, “Shitty, farty” and suddenly everything would seem all right (because it’s you, girl, and you should know it...) ;-p

Yep. All I needed to know was Jodie Arias = The Secret to make me get as far away from that shit as possible.

I’m looking for a community that finds Oprah as odious as I do, although I do realize Jezebel is not it.

I’m with you on the lack of JR love. That damn phoney horsey laugh...

“...he greeted me by licking my sweater...”

“Hey, I was just being honest!”

Are we sure he knows what the concept of “Roe” is? I doubt he even knows that it’s “another word” for caviar.

The handy concept of “schaudenfreude” comes to mind here. It’s comforting.

I know it’s nit-picky (that’s not the word I want, but I’m exhausted), but I really think you’re right about the Melania thing. I also think he can replace her because he’s like Henry VIII and believes he can do anything he wants to do. Now that he’s “won” the game (which is all he wanted, I believe), he’s going to…

Fun, not-so-interesting fact: Dr. C. Everett Koop’s nickname actually was “Chick.” I used to have to place calls to him once a week.

Don’t mean to be unduly blunt, but why would you want to be in contact with someone who doesn’t want to be in contact with you? It smacks of neediness, and why put yourself in that position? Does it really matter why he’s ghosted you? He did. Fuck him.

Holyjebus, that “hey-nonny-nonny” took me by surprise and I’m still laughing way too loud.

I’ve been wondering whether there’s anyone left who thinks, “Probably the time to stop doing blow is when you start having kids.” It’s a really fun drug, but kids are better.

LOLOLOL! Exactly who (whom?) at Jezebel could possibly mentor this kid? They can’t - or won’t - even proof their own material.

No Frederick, but still...

Yep, the uproar is ridiculous. He made a personal choice & all of a sudden everyone knows his reasoning? What if Swift was going to visit him with god-knows-who traipsing along? I’m sure his fellow patients would be thrilled to have a bazillion people knocking IVs out to get a glimpse of what was going on. A private…

Me, too, both as Murray_Present & as TheRudeDog. {Sigh} I still miss Butters.

I can’t tell you how much I agree/identify with what you’ve written. It makes me weepy. I learned to ignore the stares and the rib-nudging and all the rest of the crap but what I haven’t learned to accept gracefully is the, “Oh, you’re so lucky!” How does one craft a graceful and charming response to that? I just want…