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It was better than Legion...

I hope Better Call Saul (and its stars) take every award. God that show is superb.

They didn’t have to show either one. They didn’t. Will Bachelor in Paradise show the controversial sex situation that closed down production? Just because they have something in the can doesn’t mean they have to broadcast it. She read Stephen because he needed to be read. MTV is who outed him. Well, them and the fact

The Hot Felon story seems really Dickensian.

Seriously. I’m half-Floridian on my mom’s side (which is similar to being half-Martian) and that entire side of the family has two types of names: the girls are named after the last relative to die and the mother’s maiden or middle name, and the boys are named dumb shit like “Bubba Joe Cracker XVIII.” End result: My

sigh

He is from Florida, the land of the the crazy people. But besides that, I think federal jail is where he should stay. He tried to do a dangerous act onboard with 210 people....either he is really insane or evil or both.

“Florida Man assaults flight attendant, attempts to open plane door mid-flight.”

Well let me tip you over the edge and note that in a world where qualifications mattered we’d have had eight years of Gore, just finished up eight years of Clinton, and be at the start of Obama’s first term now. (or vice-versa on the latter two, of course).

Barron was back at home signing executive orders while Don Junior reviewed the 82nd Airborne. Eric was sent out for more juice boxes.

I am trying so very, very, very hard not to burst into tears at this comment.

They sent her here to find moose and squirrel!

One of my friends thinks Russia was playing the long con, and Melania is a Russian spy with 20 million dollars in a Swiss bank account.

Hillary would have been so badass at the g20. Can’t you just picture her with Merkel, side by side in matching pantsuits, running the fucking world?

Hey, remember back in 2016 when Trump was going on about Hillary being on death’s door and not having enough physical stamina to be president? Good times.

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

Is there no one else is more qualified then a fake shoe designer wax doll to sit at G20 while her daddy had to tinkle because no stamina??

Well Kara, goodbye and I wish you well. You are a talented writer, and the new job seems like a perfect fit for you.

More twists than an M. Night Shymalan film.

You also should not have a dog.