@hortense: I know! They're everywhere and they are driving me crazy!!! If I hear, "You speak Prada!" one more time, I am going to lose it.

I love Lil Wayne, unexplainably. Katie Couric gives me the heebie-jeebies, straight up.

@SylvanSylph: Blasphemy!

I love Kate Walsh. I met hera while ago at a Planned Parenthood event and she was, no joke, the nicest person ever. No celeb-personality let down. She asked everyones name (and remembered them all), hugged people, and recognized her high school drama teacher.

@leslieannelevine: You are so lucky! Maybe I can live vicariously through you.

Wowsers. Speechless.

Awwwe man, I like Vanessa. Boo.

Who made the dress Drew is wearing? I must have it. Though I prob can't afford it & have no occasion for it, I still want it. So pretty.

@BraveLittleToaster: siund=found. weird

A little part of me died when I siund out my new crush, Dev, was born in 1990. Come to think of it, that cradle robbing rule of mine was pretty silly.

I just called my friend in Tucson but unfortunately she has Cox, as in Cable.

I posted this in another thread but I just want to tell all of you that I love weekend-Jezebel & all you Jezzies! I have no friends in my new town & you guys are making me feel like I have friends again. Thanks Hortense, for opening up the anything-goes comments on here. Goodnight all of you and sweet dreams.

@theysaidwhat: @deuteragonist: @BluebellaElliot: @musicpup: I just want to say that I love weekend Jezebel & Hortense for opening up this anything goes thread. It makes me love all you Jezzies. I recently moved to CA and have about .05 friends (.05=acquaintance). I miss my friends and I love you guys!

@theysaidwhat: Congrats!

@deuteragonist: update... we have some communication

Ugggghggrrr. You know what really bugs me? When people, currently my boyfriend, act all sulky &when you repeatedly ask them what is wrong & they say, "nothing, on't worry about it." I have spent the entire day playing guessing games.

I call shenanigans on this one. I can only speak from the experience of living in California, but it takes quite a bit of red flags for the state to take kids away. I'm near positive there is something more than just the name situation. Though naming your kids Hitler & Aryan Nation is child abuse enough in my…

Her voice is eerily similar to Becky's on Full House

I was wondering what the hell was going on in Nordstroms yesterday. Thanks Jezebel, I can always count on you!

Diane Feinstein come into the restaurant where I work. I watied on her two weeks ago! I am going to claim two degrees of separation form Obama!