“Shaq, tell me how my cheese-covered feet taste”

“stuff white people like”

You have to hand it to Rob Pelinka, he’s not just a pretty face...he’s also a total fucking dumbass!

Sorry. None of these VAR reviews felt “long.”

Perhaps visit any NFL game for comparison.

Watched the whole thing and really wasn’t bothered by the VAR/Refs getting the right call on a tricky play that helped form the outcome of the game. This isn’t the last 2 min of a basketball game that takes an hr to play out. 

Canadians reserve their celebrations for player injuries, after all. 

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

“Eight is Enough” hasn’t been true since 1981.

USWNT better watch out the next time they have to face Madison Bumgarner.

I just want to say I have a huge amount of respect for how strongly Deadspin has committed to covering the Women’s World Cup. I think it’s a wonderful tournament that deserves far more attention than it is currently getting. It’s making it a little easier to deal with your insufferable takes on VAR ;)

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

Or Frank Costanza’s Serenity Prayer, Part II: “Serenity Now!”

Last year’s loss was excruciating but excusable. They were missing Chris Paul and it was possible to look at 0-27 as some cosmic anomaly. Sometimes, sports is cruel.

“Rape someone” is a drinking game. “Taking a tab of LSD” is just lingo for studying all night. All he is saying is that he studied all night, and now wants to play a drinking game. Stop slandering the man. 

With a name like Saano Murembya I’m gonna say. . . .

But is it a sandwich?

Having lived in Utah and Oregon I can assure you that in markets that have only an NBA team, there are plenty of ugly NBA team bumperstickers in the wild.