After her ordeal you still want to rush her room!?

You're a cock.

I'm no expert but I think cross fit uses like tires and hammers and Xboxes more than traditional weights.

We probably nuked their best studios during the one after the big one.

Sloppy wire removal! Haha. They should leave the wires on in all action films. Marionette nightmares.

But love is the drug... Oh fuck it.

I'm so confused! Are you a Diehard or Fallout fan?

I wish this game affected FO:4 when it came out. Like the NBA2k or Dying Light apps.

Peewee Herman?!

That I can understand!

“Microsoft clicked that PC is theirs to take...”

Achievement unlocked: super confusing Kinja comment!

I get that people always like to say this and yes PC is great. And people who have (powerful) PCs and the patience to work with mods are already in the know. But for those with New-Gen consoles who didn’t play Dishonored (which many called a perfect game I think) might be interested. So who gives a shit? Let the…

Pretty sure this cat would get owned by a mutant rat.

My kids (1, 3 & 5) don’t really game yet. Just iPads and LeapTV (occasionally). Neither does the wife. So I don’t have to provide them with games yet. But I look forward to the day when they can challenge me to Half-life 3 multiplayer. ... I've said too much.

So you were happy that your mom worked overtime for a system you didn't want? I'm just kidding. My mom did the same thing. Moms.

Oh right. That thing was more fun playing Aliens with the TV off anyway. Game over man!

Did you read If You Buy A Pig A Pancake before writing that first paragraph?

In Soviet Russia, SNES gets you on launch day!

No internet. Geez. You people and your futurism.