They say The Simpson’s predict the future. Chalk one up for Family Guy...

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And it’s this “spirit” that makes F1 the most boring motorsport series on the planet.

You’ve all missed the mark. It’s a tie between these two beauties. The most fawned over cars in America.  The pride of 1968 & 1969.

List put together by someone who’s never owned one? More like...

Trump is a National Security nightmare.  DeSantis is a Civil Rights nightmare.  And everyone just hates Biden.  The future is bleak.

The Monaco Grand Prix is a bore.

No King, no dice.

F1, boring fans for the last two and half decades with the world’s most expensive parade. Wanna spice things up? No DRS for the top 10 positions. Hell, even NASCAR fans were treated to a post race dust up yesterday. Not even sure F1 drivers know how to throw a punch. Most likely slap each other in the face with their…

No, it’s three toe nail clippers.

Believe it or not, the vast majority of vehicle fires are originate electrically (short to ground, high resistance, etc.). Ask a firefighter with experience and they would most likely prefer putting out an ICE fire (even if electrical) vs. a EV fire.  They are just plain scary.

No frack’n way. I once saw a mother change a newborn’s diaper on an airline seat as I was making my way to my seat upon boarding a Red Eye from Phoenix to Toronto. Airline seats are a petrie dish of yuck.

The Marauder WAS great.  The G6 & HHR making that list would make sense if it was published 10 days ago.

A white Toyota Corolla - rental special. Or a bro truck (pick your brand) with an American Eagle/Old Glory rear window tint and a Trump 2024 sticker on the left side of the tailgate and a Browning deer silhouette on the right side.  The whole idea is to blend in.

If Pontiac was still around, this would be the 2024 Grand Am’s front end.

Listening to cyclists is like listening to vegans.  I don’t.  Mass wins.  It’s the reason I gave up on riding a motorcycle.

No mention of Halifax, where you can buy a live lobster and take it aboard as carry on?

The more I watch the collective spineless jellyfish ensemble known as the Roy offspring, the more I cheer for Logan.  

I recently came across a “one-of-one” Grabber Blue Mustang Boss 351 at Autorama in Detroit last month. It had a (Kevin) Marti report in full display showing that the car was equipped with the intermittent wiper feature, making it a “one-of-one”. Now, we take that feature for granted today, but it was pretty new back…

I can just visualize Amy Poehler lampooning this getup on an upcoming SNL. AmIright?