i didn't say that is what i wanted, but as electric transportation becomes truly viable and affordable (and much smaller), we will see how healthy people of future cities will want to be.

your misguided and mistaken (yet gratuitous and obligatory) claim of racism highly motivates me to look past your request.

taking a pixel...

the bicycle's popularity is a passing fad in everywhere except working class asian pop. dense areas.

hobos operate freely outside the machine. they are like zion natives from the matrix...look at it like that for a while.

looks like a hobo's piss pattern....tell the broad to keep that trash in portland.

you're bragging about being a windows phone user, that also uses facebook still. not a good look, baby.

i'm out here swapping some property - properly, probably operating a modern monopoly, awkwardly.

funny, snake - that's exactly what the catholic church asked Nicolaus Copernicus when he challenged geocentrism.

i ask the tough questions, that soft-spined gizmodo reporters shy away from.

yeah i have a question: Josh, would you care to comment on claims of misogyny and racism regarding your office etiquette, that have surfaced on social media in the wake of your recent surge in success and popularity?

yeah i have a question: Josh, would you care to comment on claims of misogyny and racism regarding your office etiquette, that have surfaced on social media in the wake of your recent surge in success and popularity?

yeah i have a question: Josh, would you care to comment on claims of misogyny and racism regarding your office etiquette, that have surfaced on social media in the wake of your recent surge in success and popularity?

yeah i have a question: Josh, would you care to comment on claims of misogyny and racism regarding your office etiquette, that have surfaced on social media in the wake of your recent surge in success and popularity?

yeah i have a question: Josh, would you care to comment on claims of misogyny and racism regarding your office etiquette, that have surfaced on social media in the wake of your recent surge in success and popularity?

yeah i have a question: Josh, would you care to comment on claims of misogyny and racism regarding your office etiquette, that have surfaced on social media in the wake of your recent surge in success and popularity?

my uncle is john buccigross, so i drive a nice car - and didn't have to pay for my education.

i wish they would make it a law to do cartoon features this way, much like the MLB only use wooden bats.

yes, berg - it is I. i got the juice and moxie to move Gizmodo's global Alexa rank into the 200's.

could you please hire Kerry Kilos to write salacious reviews (movies, books, TV, etc.) as well as possibly his own blog, where the division between the reader and the writer is blurred like a robin thicke perversion attempt?