I would say the pinnacle of luxury SUV is a Range Rover. How are they not flying off the shelves? If I had $120k, im buying a Range Rover...not a X5/7 or G/GLS or Q7 or Cayenne. 

Corporations don’t give a shit about you, and you can be certain that if you give a two year verbal commitment, the company will not hesitate to cut you loose after one year if it’s in their benefit to do so.

I’d want more than five minutes alone with this car.

So you might say the Pantera is...Far Beyond Drivin’?

Unless the costs of customizing your business to individual customer demands outweighs the the cost-savings of scaling up a templatized service.

Counterpoint: If you expect someone who paid for a seat that reclines to not recline it because it inconveniences you, the monster is you.

“Non-sleeping hours” are not a thing, you have no idea what kind of schedule the other people on the plane are on. If someone worked the night shift (9pm-4am) then hopped on a 6am flight... guess what, they’ll probably want to sleep. Just the act of traveling all day and being forced to sit in a chair for hours can…

I don’t care if they recline back to the point where they are curled up in my lap. Just don’t do disgusting shit like take off your shoes, change baby diapers in the main cabin (on the tray, no less!), or clip nails.

Amusingly, it still shows up in the sidebar. https://deadspin.com/a-note-to-our-readers-1839401652

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And yet we’re supposed to believe that this same organization (NFL) is giving its players straight answers about CTE because they care so much about their players’ wellbeing. Riiiiight...

Yeah Frank, he is totally not ready for the English game. 

Best step off son, fo’ you get served this smoke.

May I humbly suggest....

They serve two different purposes. The M3 is for the person who cares about handling, lap times, noise, crackles, pops, and drifty burnouts. Alpina is the quintessential highway/ autobahn cruiser. 

I feel like the Alpina’s are better for the guy that has to drive to work every day, is slightly older, and likes cars.

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

Imagine if the Premier League had playoffs in 2015-16, and Leicester City got knocked out in a single elimination game by one of the traditional powers. Then one of the best sports stories ever becomes a footnote.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.