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Chris Braak
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Sep 10 2019
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this is actually what I always thought “fantasy sports” was

Jan 21 2015
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I mean, who cares? What does your belief in the existence or non-existence of the sort of people who this audience might be pitched towards have to do with anything? Read more

Jan 21 2015
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<i>If these so called "white liberals" are already of the opinion that racism is still real and deeply seated in society's institutions and needs to be rooted out through active policy making instead of passively waiting for racists to die off, how much impact would knowing the local history of racism have on Read more

Mar 18 2014
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They should have a super team. Ghost Rider, Ghost Driver, Ghost Flyer, &c.

Mar 8 2014
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Man, the apocalypse is going to be so fucking weird, when there's nothing left but these things floating around in the ruins of civilization, replaying the sounds of the long-deceased.

Mar 7 2014
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I think the persistent tragedy of Zack Snyder is that he desperately wants to make movies that are thoughtful, politically sharp, and feminist, but also he is an idiot.

Feb 15 2014
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Yes. Also, I am the one who personally cancelled <I>Firefly</i>. Not even because I had that much of a problem with it, but because as a network executive, I am oath-bound to increase the amount of misery and human suffering in the world whenever possible, and I knew cancelling this show would make some people very Read more

Jan 26 2014
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Well, I don't know how much like THIS is it, because I am not clear from the teaser exactly what the premise is. Read more

Jan 26 2014
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Are you looking for full-lengths or short pieces? I am expanding it; I can drop you a note when it's ready, if you're interested.

Jan 26 2014
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It is in process. I got a lot of stuff to work on. Read more

Jan 26 2014
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Hahaha, ill-bred? What? You are not seriously a person talking to another human being in the 21st century as though breeding is something that I ought to be interested in? Heavens, what will grandpa Ezekiel Worthington say at the next meeting of the yacht club once he hears about this? To think his descendants Read more

Jan 23 2014
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God damn it. This is exactly the premise of the play that didn't win that Samuel French contest this year. Read more

Jan 23 2014
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In the Army, when you train to fight, the motto is "Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast." This applies to basically anything — if you spend a lot of time practicing badly (i.e., fast and sloppy), you're going to get very good at playing badly.

Jan 20 2014
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Yeah, right? What crazy mixed-up world do we live in, where Maleficent says, "There is an evil in this world", and she's talking about something other than herself? Read more

Jan 18 2014
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It is definitely a hilarious response. "Curse this fucking cat, and curse every god damn cat there is! CURSE ALL THE CATS!"

Jan 15 2014
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Every little bit helps.

Nov 9 2013
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This is why you are not cut out to speak with other human beings in the world. Humans, with our natural aptitude for communication and intuitive grasp of meaning and nuance, are able to recognize when we are telling jokes. Read more

Aug 20 2013
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It's a joke, man. It doesn't mean anything.

Aug 20 2013
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I mean, it's got all the HALLMARKS of something that's awesome — lobster with a switchblade, buzzsaw guitar, bearshark, Billy Zane has a ninja sword and flies into space on a rocket Segway. Objectively speaking, these things are all RAD AS HELL. Read more