How do you keep from just opening another one, though (not that I would ever do that)?

I am SO saving that for appropriate occasions.

I love tofurkey. I would eat that every single day if I could.

I've been that kind of vegetarian for 30 years. Vegetarians are NOT required to be organic marvels. That's the attitude that leads to our being stereotyped as "fussy" and "a pain to go to restaurants with."

I'm one of those! Did you know almost all boxed cake mixes are vegetarian? And most yogurt isn't, because gelatin.

Unfortunately for vegetarians, they have gelatin. DAMN it is hard to find yogurt without gelatin!

I love Mexican Coke! I can't stand the taste of artificial sweeteners, they all taste like I've been sucking on a magnet.

I usually sweeten things way more than pre-made stuff. /shame

They don't have shareholders, they're a private company. They have to make enough money to cover their expenses, pay their employees, and make a profit. I would eat an Amy's pot pie every single day if they were $2.00, but they would soon go out of business at that rate.

I don't mean to give you a hard time, but do you have any cites for people being unable to process fructose?

Which fabulous celebrity is your friend's sister dating? We are all about the fabulous celebrities here, and not into the spam.

I agree! And I have to say I much prefer his smell(s) to hers.

Since 1976, amazingly.

Either that, or a VERY accomplished POE.

Her mother never talked to her about what she might expect as far as periods and all that, and I guess she just figured she was a late bloomer. I'm sure there were plenty of signs in retrospect!

He gives LOTS of opportunities to say that word. :-)

Yep, that's why she had to go to the doctor and get it fixed.

A friend of mine was born with an imperforate hymen - no hole at all. It was discovered when her mother sent her to the doctor when she hadn't started menstruating at 17. A little local anesthesia and a scalpel fixed her up.

Physical exams don't prove virginity anywhere.

I guess they're like the people who constantly post "First!" in forums.