Time for extensive background checks before being allowed to rent anything bigger than a bicycle.

“boring grey Celebrity”

The only true way to measure horsepower accurately is by putting your car in a tug-of-war against a team of actual horses, and counting how many horses it takes to break even.

$160,000? You could get a speedy car for that money. Speedier than that.

This is a bit of a hot take, but I don’t understand why people get so uptight about driver compensation for these services.

Hybrid police cars are actually a pretty nice idea, since they spend so much time CAMPING IN ONE PLACE FOR TICKET REVENUE

Because of the very bad acting. I mean, this would make Paris Hilton blush.

Fake. Fake. Fake.

Then you have a choice you have to make. I personally will make other sacrifices in order to not have an HOA tell me what I can or cannot do with my property.

Anyone who chooses to live in a community with an HOA gets what they deserve.

Behemoths with tiny asses like the BMW X6.

No one ever trains for these situations.

meh

Let’s get a couple of things straight here. As much as I would love to have the skills to build something like this, I didn’t, my good buddy Dan did. It’s a riot, and despite my terrible driving, it really is a sweetheart of a car. (He did much better than I did in the car.)

Definitely don’t try this at home.

Completely irrational. Completely awesome.

right? I thought at least one of those SUV would be charging the white car and disabling it.

I’m surprised that the white car wasn’t immediately swarmed by Secret Service and police. Just one SUV lazily makes a U-turn to check it out.

and the second that you can expect some pretty quick attention if you’re now-disabled car ambles in from nowhere.

Not a single car, but a whole brand.