Super-sonic ravens, dragons and Gendrys

It’s also an opportunity to remind the right wing that solar eclipse glasses are totally a liberal hoax.

I’m driving 4 hours to totality and packing like Max Rockatansky. 5 extra gallons of gas, tons of water, food, tp, a tent, change of clothes...

“Best regards”?

Trump lit the fire and fanned the flames. He led the white supremacists out of the shadows and owns this and the surge in violence 100%. Even given the perfect opportunity today to disown it and condemn the white nationalists, he refused. What a coward.

He will be as quick to condemn White Supremacists as he is to condemn Putin.

You know how I want to feel better? Chicken and waffles with a side of caramel gelato with an empty house except for my cat and a bunch of Netflix to watch.

Wow, not even signed yet and he’s pulled too early.

I agree 100% with what Kaep stood (or knelt) for...but once he said he didn’t vote my mind just blew. I feel like, if he did vote, he wouldn’t be in this much of a predicament.

She does, she has depression.

kalief browder: 3 years for not stealing backpack

I was waiting for the part where he whipped it out and peed on you.

You can get right the fuck out of here if you’re talking shit about Italian beef

I still think the game where the Bears only punted (no TDs, interceptions, fumbles, or FGs) is the most impressive feat in sports history.

working with Skip Bayless for 3 hours every morning

Maybe because Elliott didn’t do anything?

The NFL only guaranteed the first year of its commitment to domestic violence caring.

I was talking to a friend of mine from overseas, and she mentioned that her best friend was moving here. I told her that was awesome.

I don’t get all the hate on Buffalo. While I was visiting I got lost after getting spectacularly intoxicated and someone got shot two blocks from my hotel. It was all very exciting.

The kind residents of “Minny” would beg to differ. (Actually, we wouldn’t actually beg, we’d just disagree but never tell you about it as not to hurt your feelings and start an argument.)