I’m from Georgia, where what little ice we’ve got is for putting in over-sugared tea, not dancing upon.

Butt fumbling = OUT, Pylon mounting = IN. Got it, coach.

I want NEED the MLB relief pitcher edition.

Talk to her.

I once put sugar on my popcorn by mistake and my day was RUINED.

I wonder how he takes his coffee?

When I order, I present the photo to my server.

[Wonders what happened to this country.]

•Vlade Divac calls for more enthusiasm from the bench.

Tracy, I just can’t understand why these guys don’t simply crack open a nice, cold, refreshing Budweiser and get my friend Papa John on the phone.

So you just carry that around wherever you go? In case a dildo-based argument breaks out?

This is so backwards. ARSENAL IS ALLOWED TO PLAY WITH WOMEN’S JERSEYS!