There’s some fucking Pinkerton shit going on out there. They’re siccing dogs on people. If you’re not outraged about building a pipeline that will invariably leak, poisoning land and water, you should be outraged about the goddamn barbarism of the jackbooted thugs trying to get the thing built. To say nothing of yet…

I can’t tell if he’s actually faster than pretty much all of the other kids or if they make sure to run just a little slower than him. Either way, I maintain he is the greatest athlete of our lifetime.

Sometimes a slow, laggy connection shows you the perfect moment captured as a still-frame

Um. I’ve coached youth soccer for years. Proper technique of tackling is a good thing to coach as it’s a large part of the game at a top level program. I’d rather have kids I get know the right way to do it, and the right times to do it, then go in half cocked and liable to hurt themselves and the other team.

I'm not surprised the big kid can shove his was through, but I am surprised how fast he is.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I want a DC Warriors game, where you can choose your super hero and be SUPER: destroying thousands of enemy mooks and fighting super villains.

On the college level, University of Alabama sororities have reiterated their opposition to anything resembling a colored rush on campus.

1. They approached HIM!

Jnco jeans and an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt.

Affliction t-shirt, white Oakleys, non-ironic backwards cap of an incredibly shitty team. Cardinals? Something. Also, not sure where, but 100% there’s a Monster energy drink logo involved somehow. The Nietzsche reference threw me at first but then I realized he probably thinks Zarathustra is a metalcore band.

I’m 99% positive I know exactly what you look like and how you dress.

Yeah, I was thinking this as I watched it. Not that he shouldn’t be ejected— they have to make sure it is absolutely 100% not okay to put hands on a ref— but the official should be reviewed after the game in some fashion. I don’t think he should be pulling on his jersey from behind like that, particularly when he’s…

“Fighting with the ref” might be a stretch there.

Shades of Orlando Brown. Dude was shoved into the pile behind him after the play, endangering his legs, then he gets manhandled after getting up by the ref and responded in momentary confusion and anger.

Garbge ejection. Damn near baited him into it.

Weak.

You’re right, it’s not even close. If I send one child into a Nazi gas chamber, I still have another one — redundancy to the rescue. But for the phone, I either have the camera I want, or I have a phone that fits better in my hand, but not both. It’s truly a difficult choice.

That would be a boon for the driving glove market.

Well that’s why you buy the headphone adapter battery expansion kit for only $199 to listen to a 2.5 hours of extra music. If that’s not enough than you dig into the depths of hell and tap into the geothermal energy sources there.