CPAC and Simon and Schuster: “His disregard for violence and abuse involving precious, fragile thirteen year old boys is intolerable! Not like his dismissal of violence against and exploitation of women, immigrants, non-white people...”

I’m glad YouTube has finally taken Pewnitive measures.

the ethos that has drive them “for more than a century.”

That’s some next level trolling.

“The i7, with it’s hyper-threading ability...”

Pfft. You don’t remember that original Star Trek episode?

“Amazon is also selling a more high-end 13-inch MacBook Pro (with Touch Bar and Touch ID) at a reduced price of $1,799.”

Ridiculous. The ending actually indicates that Rose never survived the sinking in the first place. The entire framing story with Bill Paxton is just a Jacob’s Ladder scenario.

“...expect the slower Skylake chip to be on the Macbook Pro when it eventually shrugs off its afterbirth and shuffles into the real world.”

“The duel holes for using a pencil or pen as a stand are a cute design touch.”

1) I don’t disagree that a quantum computer can theoretically model the universe at the level of atoms and beyond. But this is not evidence that we live in a simulation. If we do live in a simulation then all our data tells us nothing about the world in which that simulation runs. Mario would be mistaken if he…

1) That’s nice, but in no way undermines my point. You are supposing that in our potentially simulated world a quantum computer that does not now exist could in theory simulate the entire simulated universe. This is neither data nor an argument upon which to base the conclusion that our world is a computer simulation.

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“First: If there is a capability to create a simulation, what is the probability that we are not in one?”

“Tell me what’s wrong with that argument. Is there a flaw in that argument?”

Some enterprising pharmaceutical company needs to isolate the key ingredient in this Twitter account and market it as a cure for erections.

I for one am shocked. Nothing in science fiction prepared me for the possibility that such technologies would be attached to dystopian surveillance and corporate control that exploits individuals.

The sad thing is that the government has created and tested an effective autism vaccine, but it won’t release it for the public because it causes measles.

“Yes, that’s what the world has been fighting for, less gender normative in porn.”

Two twins, both played by Kathy Griffin, have lives that constantly intertwine despite the fat that one...

“Now wait just a minute. I did NOT rape seven of these fifty-five accusers!”