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I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high. Read more

We just need Mike Brady to drop a heavy book behind him to expose neckbrace ruse.

“and then he killed himself with poison and then I stabbed myself” Read more

Retirement living for the generation that will never be able to retire!

I am stoked. Please. Please. Please. SWINTON. SO MOTE IT BE.

but you know it will be Cate Blanchett, of course

I knew I'd find someone smarter than Stephen Hawking on Gizmodo.

NICK IS SPENCER PRATT!!!

So now we ask you: has ever a woman deserved a Lifetime biopic more than Debbie?? Read more

It doesn't "cost" anything. The price is up to the couple and their expectations for the wedding.

Have you sat down and had a long talk with your husband?

Can I mention how lucky I am to have a man who made me wait at a spot at Glacier National Park for 5 minutes for 4 other people to leave in order to ask me, quietly, to marry him. No videos, no cameras, no audience. I am lucky.

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave. Read more

I was at a comic convention last year and overheard an artist I like trash-talking her. I definitely bought extra art from him because of it.

the puke is what attracts the microorganisms to start the reef. The Circle of Life.

People used to dress much nicer than they do today.

I am woman hear me roar, ignoring warnings like never before.

Fuck you brent i am gonna drink fizzy water and you cant stop me