boredvegetarian
boredvegetarian
boredvegetarian

He looks amazing! Apparently lost 75lbs. Total babe.

Exactly my thought. Some Perry Mason type shizz

Ummm both of them were wearing lapel mics so I’m guessing the ones on the podium were just for show...

You would think that if this was his plan, he would have sold his first Mercedes to the Taliban and used the money to buy his new one.

He has risen indeed...

Bremerton here...

THANK YOU. I'm felt hella guilty for immediately being creeped out by this cause I try to be supportive of peoples love stories (I'm a wedding planner), even if it's not my jam. But yeah, this was a bit terrifying.

I think he's talking about the pull-out method here.

How do the cops know what she was wearing if they had their backs turned?

My high school boyfriend once paged me "Raging Bitch" in all numbers. I would have been pissed if I wasn't so impressed.

I once witnessed the lead singer & a roadie of a pop-punk band do something called "the recycler" where they peed into beer bottles and then drank it. That party trick was followed by the roadie hanging a plastic bag around his ears and barfing into it while saying "ho ho ho." This trick was called "The Santa Claus."

I was an extra in this movie when I was 16! That's me standing beyond Kat's braid in the picture. I'm prettttty cool.

I know 2/3 of these ladies and they are A+

When I was 12 (!), this kid Namon used to tease me because I was flat-chested. "Roses are red, some socks are black, why is your chest as flat as my back." Not so much anymore, jerkface.

My story is more about my roommate's boyfriend. He was a compulsive liar/alcoholic who pretty much moved in and never paid rent. Because of his habit of watching the rap battle scene from 8 Mile every night in our living room after we'd gone to bed, he earned the nickname "the Rapper." Read more