Yeah, fuck him for realizing he isn’t happy doing something and moving on from it. DOUUUCHE

Considering the lore behind her creation, Orisa’s abilities make so much sense now that we see Doomfist. Fortify makes her impervious to his knockback/CC and halt can keep him in place to take him down from range.

She might not actually be great against him in game, but I love that she is purpose built to be his counter

Let’s not reduce reactionary ideologies to a question of “stupidity”. People don’t commit to these positions out of a lack of some abstract faculty of mind, they get drawn into them as a consequence of their experiences and material circumstances. There are plenty of people who come from backgrounds that emphasise…

I’d hate to see how you feel about picking ice cream flavors. I have a feeling genocide might come up.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

#BlackLabsMatter

Oh I see, just because he’s male and blond haired America doesn’t care about the truth. You can bet your ass if this had been a flat-coated retriever they’d be demanding to see his papers and questioning what happened to the real Jake...

Good recipe 4/5. Except I substituted garlic salt and am now a pizza.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

He has confessed in a secular confessional to betraying the trust of his wife, and perhaps of the women who considered him a mentor before he moved them to another spot on the sliding scale of human interaction. 

I’m puzzled by the behavior of someone who clicks on an article titled “The Cavaliers can’t win Game 5. Or can they? (No) (But maybe)” and then takes to the comments to complain that the article does not make a decisive prediction about what will happen in Game 5.

As a Pens fan, sorry Nashville. That fucking call was horrendous. Do I think Nashville would’ve won game 7? Fuck no. But I sure as shit would’ve loved to see them try. Hats off to Nashville though. They proved that the only thing that matters is just getting into the playoffs. After that, you forge your own destiny…

The good news is that it’ll be remembered more for the referee blunder than for any of the actual hockey, which is what we want for our cherished sports memories.

who does dirty stuff constantly but claims he’s not dirty

Pens Fans: Crosby is not a baby!
Crosby: I’m not a baby!
*crosby throws his bottle in a tantrum*

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in…