See my previous statement.

Please note the shortage is caused by the panic.

There are fist fights breaking out in gas lines here in Charlotte.

Cars on airbags and lowered cars in general. Mine specifically.

I remember paying $200 a semester in the early 90s in North Carolina. 

He coulda just taken Thor’s day as well.

As a child of 80s, 2 Tone and hardcore, and a teen of the 90s, emo, pop punk, and 3rd wave and now squarely in my 40s, I welcome any new entries into my playlists. I have been defending ska for a lifetime and will never stopping unironically skanking.

To be clear: 8 months. Jack was born in August of ‘69 and Apollo 13 mission was in April of ‘70.

They didn’t brake until airborne. Woah.

Fun fact: My close friend who is a forensic examiner for a federal agency just holds the phone in front of the suspect in custody’s face to unlock iphones or uses their thumb if it’s an older one. The FBI doesn’t need special access to unlock these phones. They just like don’t being locked out and not being able to…

Every time a left ends on a US highway someone should get to punch a traffic engineer’s baby in the neck.

“See you all at Oki-D0gs.” — Fat Mike

I felt that “Hell yeah!”

Wait til they find out it hasn’t been called the Sears Tower in over a decade.

Wait till you find out what mayonnaise is made of.

Standard CJ/XJ/YJ Jeeps came with Dana 30s . So did Volvo 240s — albeit with different gearing—4.10 vs 3.73 respectively.

Yes. Find a Bi-Lo or a Food Lion.

The locals still affectionately call it the less PC version

The MINI (not the massive thing made by BMW). The Beetle. The Gen 1 Civic.

I visited my girlfriend (now wife) while she was in grad school at UNL. I had never been to the midwest outside of the cities (Chicago, St. Louis). I looked around on the drive to Lincoln from the airport in Omaha — being tossed around on the highway in my wife’s 2000 Honda Civic by the lightest breeze — and the best…