boonedoglee
BooneDogLee
boonedoglee

It's always important when troll-level comments take away from the reasonable discussions of normal people.

Having worked for both Starbucks (2 years) and now smaller coffee shop (6 years), I can see why they have such a stupid dress code. They want everything to be the exact same no matter which Starbucks you're in. (Same attitude, same look, same recipes, etc, etc). It's mentioned a LOT in all the company literature that

I hate getting pee on the string. I could pop a squat in the woods, pee down my own leg and not care at all, but when it gets on the string? NO THANK YOU.

"Shoots right out of my cooter" made me laugh so hard I scared my napping dog. Thank you.

I poop once every other day (ish, depending on broccoli and popcorn intake), and have the joy of very light and regular periods after IUD removal, so they're cheap enough that I just take em out every time. I used to be a string tucker, but I gotta feel rich somewhere you know?

The men standing makes sense when I think about the hang danglers. I'm skinny (small butt!), so I can kinda just lean forward (if needed, usually not) and get plenty of access w/out standing. But if I had a penis and testes I'd have a hard time chancing them rubbing up against (or under? CAN THEY GO UNDER?) the toilet

I do the same, but mainly because if the string is just out and chillin, I don't like the thought of it getting rubbed back into the dirt tracks and then snuggling up to my lady bits. Yucks me out. But I get annoyed if it's dangling down and pee gets on it too. (Sidenote: having a period while camping, then squatting