Shirley, you must be kidding!
I gotta ask the same question as Broccoli. Newswires seem like an amusing reposting of news that folks might not see elsewhere (or a sarcastic write-up of news everyone saw). Perhaps I'm just not smart. I've been told that before.

Twitter? I hardly even know her!!
Too soon?

Code yellow! We have a Pikachu down! Alpha Team, move! Bravo team, get the duct tape! Think of the children!

The Lannister Strikes Back
Return of the Stark
Prequels: The Phantom Targaryan
The Attack of the Baratheons
The Revenge of the Dothraki
Later reboots:
The Stark Awakens
The Last Greyjoy

Furry potato! Winged potato! New potatoes!

Chief?

But…. drain the swamp! Bring in true businessmen, 'cause all businesses run smooth as silk!

A good reminder that though Trump is a bigger idiot, Bush was still an idiot.

Come on people, beheadings are funny! Damn. Why do people need to be so sensitive! Snowflakes ruining the world with their PC police. [Am I doing this right?]

Man, Ben Carson just can't get any love. They'll probably forget this birthday. It is rough being the "one black friend" of the administration.

I have never wished that I had never learned to read.. until that post….

I second the hope that folks understand that having experience in politics is just as important as having experience in surgery. No one wants to show up for their heart surgery and say "Whoah, George Clooney! You played a doctor on TV, so you should totally open me up and fix that!"

You're a puppet!

I've always thought that Bush would be a great beneficiary of Trump's madness. All his low approval ratings and blunders will be overshadowed by Trump.. in his first few months.

That is unfair to hair dye. I suspect she was born crazy.

As much as this statement is trying to support rape victims, I think Ghost's comment below shows how misguided this statement is. False accusations happen on both sides.

I had not seen the Depeche Mode "Just Can't Get Enough" Punch Video. Good stuff.

A detailed and fair analysis. Thanks.

That is the Senate. In 2010, Dems held the Senate (barely). The house was where the massive change happened and they're all up for reelection. And besides, 8 senators is more than enough to swing control in the senate.

Sure. Push them to be more like Bernie. But, just make sure you vote FOR the democrat in any competitive district (i.e. not Jill Stein in Wisconsin). We can all push for our individual agendas but we must remember that in our current system you can't just vote against the Republican (or refuse to vote at all). You…