You know what really triggers this librul? People who cut off their noses. We should have strict laws about cutting off one’s nose.

Can’t drain a swamp without a shovel. Right? Right?

“The fact of the matter is that I’ve always—and you’ll know this—been more enthusiastic about costumes than is sometimes appropriate. For example, there was my regrettable Pee Wee Herman phase.”

I know a 320 bit whore when I see one. 

Why would she owe his employer a goddamn minute of her time?

We all have our kinks. 

Biggest snowflake history has ever seen. 

Sure is. And many of my fellow Americans think this semi-literate pussy is smart and tough. My fellow Americans can be fucking morons sometimes. 

Yes, an objection over here. This sort of celebrity worship is what got us into this mess. Please stop it.

In second grade I butchered a forgery on something my teacher wanted signed and returned. Dumbass kid that I was, even I knew that my plan was doomed to fail. 

Roberts wrote in an internal email that Trump was “just looking for acknowledgment that he was not wrong for saying that at some point, Alabama was at risk — even if the situation had changed by the time he issued the tweet.”

Yeah, I thought W was the rock bottom of the anti-intellectual right. I’ve never been so wrong about anything in my life.

This senile, rambling idiot on the campaign trail 4 years from now? He barely has a filter now. I kinda wouldn’t mind seeing him shit himself on a national stage.

You have to admit, that would be pretty awesome!

Mother: “Okay, Donald, fuck him until the room stinks.”

Make America Wipe Again

“All of this would go away if he announced he wasn’t running for president in 2024,” the former adviser said.

You can only have a good moral core by reading an ancient book of fables? Holy cow these people are dumb.

I know a lot of conservatives and damn few of them are not snowflakes. Every fucking thing wrong in their lives is someone else’s fault. 

Yeah it is petty of trump to lie and try to cover up a minor mistake by gaslighting the 65% of the country with critical thinking skills. The fact that you’re fine with this speaks to your character and intellect. Some self-reflection would do you good, my friend.