It’s just easier this way

Roth, I ask this of you and expect you to answer for all Mets fans: Why are you like you?

Khabib Nurmagomedov’s “This is number one bullshit!” is my favorite version of this ever. As a native English speaker I try to work it in where I can.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

From: Steven Moran

(I have nothing worthwhile to say in response, but I wanted to acknowledge - beyond just a star -- that this is an excellent and fascinating comment!)

This. There are so many documentarians who I think are frankly reckless with their role, who think the camera and the journalistic imperative gives them license to do whatever they want. They wield a lot of power, and do so without grasping the consequences.

That’s the MLB.com video player, but I will anyway

took me 10 minutes to watch a 4 minute video.

After years and years of the wonderful, blessed “Get a brain, morans” meme, we actually have a Brian Moran?!??

America’s great vice has always been underestimating the costs of labor to make and do things. 

Cock-a-doodle-die.

Pitcher: “Your frequent replacement of perfectly fine baseballs is excessive.”

Umpire: “What? Why wouldn’t the Freemasons find Spaceballs impressive?”

[...mutual confused silence...]

Pitcher, Umpire, Batter, and Catcher together: “Bill Pullman sucks.”

It could happen, but probably only by accident.

“Are you hoping this opens doors for other hot idiots?”

This is a ridiculous overreaction from the referees. There’s nothing in the rulebook that says a tiger can’t play—

I find it amusing that you think a review where I suggest you’d be better off playing with your own asshole for an hour and a half to be “too nice.” Thanks though! I’m a ray of goddamn sunshine!!!!!