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I am def adding “my favorite bedroom” “my favorite kitchen” “my favorite couch” “my favorite car” to my conversations starting now. NO ONE HAS TO KNOW IT’S MY FAVORITE BECAUSE THERE’S ONLY ONE.

I prefer the adventure where Ivanka is eating bologna sandwiches in a federal prison while Jared learns the fine art of mopping while his fellow inmates sing ‘Cinderelly, Cinderelly’.

But in New York they’re ‘Doing OK’ <3

“The only thing missing? A luxurious, awe-inspiring cape.”

This was in another article and made me tear up.

It’s really funny you should say that because all the new music I’ve been listening to lately comes from young women or women in general. In no particular order:

Leiber died just hours after her husband of 72 years, in their home in East Hampton, New York.

Many years ago, I was fortunate to meet and speak with Ms. Leiber regarding her incredibly unique and jeweled minaudieres. She was truly an inspiration and these little jewels are pieces of art. The minaudieres will now increase in value to equal the price of the Hermes Kelly bag.

I lived in NYC for four years as a poor graduate student (rather than a 20-something trying to be fabulous like everyone on tv) and learned that if I wore black, I would always look fashionable even though I couldn’t afford anything with a major label and was pretty hopeless putting together an outfit. My wardrobe

True. Take away the fame and the high-dollar haircuts and makeup and you’ve got pretty much the same behavior you see in my tacky-ass midwestern hometown. Swap out “country/pop music stars” for insurance agents and doctors’ office secretaries. Maybe throw in a high school football coach for a little celebrity veneer.

I wonder how all these white people manage to get turned on by each other so bad to fuck with all these affairs and flings. They’re all about as sexually exciting as a box of instant grits.

Jackboots don’t have straps.

Awwwww 🎻

Hi all! I haven’t been around much lately, so here’s an update. First up, the loveliness that is Catita:

Hey all let’s raise a glass of anything, yes? Cheers! For me it’s an Italian red wine and also a bottle of seltzer. #hydrate So, The Bartender offered to make me dinner, and make dinner he did. All things I liked/I’ve ordered at restaurants, and he told me he was learning my palate. He also had wines that I loved, and

It’s time for your Weekly Achievement Thread!

Happy saturday everyone! What are some things that you are excited about doing (big or small) this summer? I’m moving from Vancouver, BC to Edinburgh for grad school in august. Simultaneously thrilled about the prospect of discovering a new city/country and pursuing my new degree and terrified/overwhelmed about all of

We need to get this pug immediately out of there