Wow. So first of all that was unnecessarily cissexist. But more to the point, you really think just because Hillary is a woman that she gives more of a fuck about women at large? So did you vote for Palin’s ticket as well then? Would you have voted for Margaret Thatcher, too? Come the hell on. Bernie will do way more…

I agree with you about the cremation connotations. My father had been very clear it was his preference but at the time of his death my grandfather really couldn’t handle it (we still honored my dad’s request but he was in the box for the memorial and was cremated in it). We’re just starting to think that it’s time to…

YOU GUYS. I am so excited. So I never had terrible skin, but it wasn’t crystal clear. But last year my skin broke out so so hard. It was really bad hormonal stuff all over my jawline and chin and it was awful. I looked like a teenager (I’m 32). So 2 months ago I started spironolactone, and today was the first day that…

What else could top this list?

This is applicable to several of these. Butter lady. Nacho cheese guy. “Mother is made from asbestos” dude.

I shouldn’t find that as funny as I do. Like this one:

This Spiderman costume is unreal. It really looks like a comic page photoshopped onto a picture of a street.

“DONT DEAD, OPEN INSIDE”
I’m not dead so I can open it.. right?

Or you could just call him Nux!

J.D. Salinger Presents Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let’s Find Out!

People should totally look into altruistic kidney donation! Operation-wise it’s safer than childbirth, and you’re totally good to go with one kidney and at the top of the transplant list if your remaining kidney ever bites the dust down the road. Your donation can set off a chain reaction of donations (the matching…

Up for debate: Timothy Omundson has the best hair in modern Hollywood of either sexes.

I really don’t think this should have been reported. Should have just been released to the family...

Yeah. I mean, I understand why this is in the news, but there’s a part of me that feels like we didn’t have a right to know this. Her parents have been through enough.

Giving a shit about my physical appearance.

Blaine is a pain, and that is the truth.

So basically someone DIDN’T hurt anyone with a shoe bomb fourteen years ago and now we have to take off our shoes at the airport but literally tens of thousands of men, women, and children (including first graders in their school - a pile of bullet-riddled six-year-olds who still believed in Santa Claus) have been…

AND women that weren’t drop dead gorgeous or 20 years old. Just like... doing things on screen. Talking to each other, just like that!

Nothing will ever meet the madness of The Dress. My husband straight-up called me a liar over that shit.