Next time I fall asleep in a boring ass meeting that’s the excuse I’m using.

Eh... I have a girl and she’s obsessed with riding horses so I’m always worried she’s going to get bucked off a cliff. So either way, boys and girls have their own anti safety tendencies.

Of course the way society treats women...

Errr, your point being?

But I don’t get the point of a simulator when you have the real thing parked outside.

I don’t get citations for driving 100+ in Forza. Nor do I have to pay for damage from racing other cars. Also, premium is expensive, yo. lol

Your scenario would be borderline excusable if it happened just once.

I was serious and admit I don’t follow college ball — or this article, clearly! — closely enough to have caught the joke, which is a good one that I was too stupid to pick up on. Even though the capitalized “White” should’ve tipped me off.

‘serious’ runners sometimes end up conditioning themselves to think it’s okay to puke, crap, or piss in public rather than alter their training times. Have seen examples of all three. It’s revolting.

Same. I run about 1,000 miles a year, and I’ve never had to resort to this. This woman needs to see some kind of doctor, whether for her head or for her stomach.

I read the comments here for puns and sarcasm. I have no need for steely-eyed logic on deadspin dot com. -1

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Yeah, a pretty crappy excuse, if you ask me.

“Stomach cramps” is definitely a well-known euphemism among runners, but I mean, this is obviously above and beyond that.

The article makes it pretty clear that there are restrooms pretty near to where she’s shitting, and in no event should this be a common occurrence. I used to run a pretty healthy amount, and despite digestive issues popping up on occasion, only once did I have an issue where I had trouble getting to a bathroom on…

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

Begrudgingly starred for logic

Oh come on. Are you serious?

As far as I’m concerned big time college football is an illegal price fixing cartel, under any honest reading of law, and I have no affinity for the scool or coach, but if a student has been suspended from an extracurricular once already, its pretty reasonable to think that he was told at that time that any further…

“Welp, so much for White privilege.”