Whenever the Germans start talking about purity, I get worried.

Sorry Bryan but I have a feeling you’re just misunderstanding. I don’t think he’s saying Jobs literally spent $10M on a literal textbook, I believe he’s saying he wanted all the textbooks in one so he spent $10M developing the iPad.

Pretty aggressive heels on these shoes

Wow! An actual “Think of the children!”

Wait until the playoffs. He’ll shit the bed then.

He was good but not elite.

He was surprisingly great. Loved how he kept diagnosing plays before the snap. Dude should’ve retired years ago.

Can we talk about how solid Tony Romo was? His competence and energy in the booth felt like a goddamn revelation after years of Simms shitting all over America’s eardrums.

I feel like we’re missing something here. Nobody’s gonna bring up the curly wig he has casually stored in his seat compartment?

Is there any situation that a car dealership can’t make worse with its avaricious greed and lack of regard for anything other than profitability?

Until JJ Watt has a 2 sack, 1 int game, he’ll never be as good as TJ Watt.

I believe it’s Ha-Ha Clinton Dix, actually. And his name is a national treasure.

maybe, and likely. but that’s for the insurance company to decide, not this asshole.

I’d say by the before pic with it half buried in sand and salt water that the car was already a total loss before it was run over by a truck.

BMW forgot the kidney is part of the grille, not the grille.

BMW’s don’t have to look beautiful. They just have to look expensive. As long as it makes people look successful and affluent they’ll keep buying them (or leasing them I guess).

It is hard to believe that King is confused about all the attention that the tween orgy scene has received when the novel itself spends so much energy to buffer the reader’s reaction.

“I’d just add that it’s fascinating to me that there has been so much comment about that single sex scene and so little about the multiple child murders. That must mean something, but I’m not sure what.”

you know I have to google it now, right?

She almost certainly would have been scarier than what we got.