“Cartwright told KUTV that his company had offered to not only keep the track operational, but spend $140 million on improvements to the site including homes, condos and an office building.”

By basing its decision on future benefits of uncertain value, the County violated local ordinances and state law that prohibit the sale of County-owned property for anything less than full and adequate consideration.

A-tothemotherfucking-MEN.

I’m really loving all the “but! but! screens! no buttans or knoobs! teh asstrunauots aer dooooomed!” comments.

The brilliance of Belichick is that he’s managed to create this aura where teams playing the Patriots are going to waste time dealing with the myriad of things they think New England might do (see: leaving fake play sheets out, moving meetings into hallways, etc.) and thus will be less prepared for the actual game.

What home-game quirk will be next for the Patriots? Distracting the coach of Buffalo by decorating the stadium with pictures of feet?

I hate the Patriots but I kind of want them to just say fuck it and go all in on the cheating.

“People treat us like we’re the bad guy in some big blame game,” Belichick said. “It’s the media’s fault.”

And, you know, we ended up hard-wiring a couple of our headsets to kind of eliminate the wireless part of it.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

Also believed J. S. Haim Marshall was involved with this. He was found dead in Ashton Park, Mosman, Sydney, with an open copy of the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam and poisoned in ‘ 49

I used to watch Fast & Loud if there was nothing else on, but I can’t stand it anymore. Richard Rawlings is just insufferable; he’s surprisingly ignorant for someone who supposedly makes money flipping cars, and he’s extremely obnoxious. Aaron seems pretty competent sometimes, but then with other cars he looks…

Richard Rawlings is the Guy Fieri of Car Shows......Not a good thing.

Fallon blows thank God Colbert is on now.

There’s a reason why I didn’t crop that out, and the reason is that it’s my fucking favorite headline ever

NOT A BEAR ATTACK