boobearsmash
BooBearSmash
boobearsmash

You are absolutely correct. Basically, we’re all just fucked. Oof. I get super pessimistic when my baby naps.

And it’s a power trip for them. They want nothing more for you to comply with their authority and you are so fucked and/or dead if you don’t and you happen to be a person of color.

Soooo what you’re saying is we will be able to tick off the box for “spectacular death for Littlefinger” soon?

Or he’s a gay-sex having man?

Evil Race Bannon...Are we entirely certain he isn’t totally sparkle ponies gay himself? I feel like the lady doth protest too much? Maybe has firsthand knowledge of electroshock “therapy”?

I’m totally stealing this. @prisonculture has a number of orange themed nicknames for him and they are all too kind. Calling him a thin-skinned piece of shit is insulting to shit. I have more respect for dog poop smeared across a sidewalk than I have for our current administration.

Do it! Check it out! It will bring you comfort in these trying as fuck times. Also, do you have a library card? It’s available on Hoopla....for FREE. (I also have IRL copies because I like having them at home, but digital copies accessible from my tablet or smartphone? So convenient!)

And easily much better looking. (I’m imagining a deranged poodle because they’re the most vicious when they’re old.)

Who doesn’t still love and want a pony?! (I’m constantly lobbying the husband for a miniature horse that I would name, “Toulouse” after Toulouse-Lautrec!)

 I loved that shirt! And I loved how often he wore it!

I’ve been using www.5calls.org

It’s horrifying.

Calling him a “thin-skinned baby” is insulting to babies... Then again, calling him a semi-sentient flaming pile of dog shit is insulting to dog shit...So I guess our options are limited.

Whuut?! I’ve been in Keeping-Newborn-Alive-Mode....So I’ve missed a lot.

Riiiiiiggghhttt???!!

The only appropriate response: Sploosh!

[insert trickle down effect rant here]

We were all asleep for that.

Being a handmaid is most definitely worse than being a prostitute. If you’re a prostitute there’s at least the guise of entrepreneurship.

But the Pence presidency? (I mean, something’s gonna give and Trump will be impeached, right?)