we’re all feeling extra awesome and/or bored after the internet’s weekend explosion! love all this goodwill! now if only we could somehow use crowdsourcing to like vote for laws and raise money for legal battles and stuff...

i actually think they do it themselves but notice there’s always one like ‘cosmetologist’ among the contestants lol... plus, they’re just sitting around all day with nothing to do but like paint their nails and do makeup and stuff

SO FAST! love it. i wonder how long the buzz goes on for something like this... i wish i knew how to remember to check at the end of the 30 days how much money they made in the end

you’ll make a billion dollars

WHAAA

OMG i literally just found out for the first time (i’m not like the target audience for this movie even though i’ve been a channing tatum fan since ‘I’m Rich And You’re Poor But Let’s Dance Together’) that ERIC DELKO IS IN THIS MOVIE!?!?! ok serious fangirl palpitations happening over here

once upon a time chrissy teigen’s wiki page said she killed someone and i took a screenshot and tweeted it at her and she favorited my tweet (!!!) and then it was gone in a blink of an eye

ok i read this whole bit stuck on the train last night in desperate need of entertainment and you good sir/madame are awesome

i think the cool ones are gone already?

don’t trust it its a little whack

HATERS UNITE!!!! i’m from the desert and i hate east coast humidity. every summer i’m like, i’m gonna be FINE this summer, and then like two weeks into it i am so sad and ready for winter and everyone thinks i’m cray. i wear LINEN short sleeved shirts that have like sleves down to the elbows and calf length LINEN…

I try and do all the stuff I HAVE to do (I mean like HAVE to - go to work and pay your bill and if you can survive another night on cereal and beer so you don’t have to go grocery shopping then do it) and then just say fuckit to the rest of the stuff and do what makes me feel great: watch shit TV while taking Cosmo…

i think its one of those things that is fine to keep the mystery about it as long as you conceivably can. like, its nice i think to try and be sexy for each other and not be just like HEY HERE’S ALL MY WEIRD JUNK from the go. but eventually he’ll HAVE to pee while you’re showering or you’ll be doing butt stuff and…

that ‘sad women after the wedding’ thing is REAL! i know a girl who had regular panic attacks between the time she got engaged and her wedding not about it going perfectly but about it happening at all!

because even when you order a VERY VERY VERY dry martini you should watch your bartender smirk, pour your shot of vodka (its almost always vodka ‘martini’ drinkers who want this) into a glass and charge you the extra +$3 martini markup just for being an idiot

its so awesome think about how glad i am to be a girl - as hard as it was to have had the experiences i had to have to leave the church, i can imagine it would have been even harder to figure it out as a boy with them telling me how perfect i was all the time. one of the things that clued me in to the CARAZYY was how…

really, though, as someone indoctrinated into a crazy church at a young age i can almost positively assert that he was never taught to behave as a human being, but that just means that his wrongful behavior is a weird impulse and that not dealing with it is the fault of his batshit family/community/cult. strange how…

ohh homeslice we’re here with ya. it baffles me still years after leaving how religions and cults and whomever else do the mental gymnastics they need to in order to justify all this nonsense.

omg i do that all the time basically just want to redact or reword like half the tweets/posts i make cause i’m like, GAH IT DOESN’T READ LIKE I SAID IT IN MY HEAD. and there are a load of people in the comments (on basically every site on the internet but i only mostly lurk here) who just don’t get jokes so you were…

i know it was a WOW!!! for amazing! god it does look sarcastic and snarky sitting there without any punctuation or caps doesn’t it!?! can’t wait for the future when maybe our font will convey tone? or something? lol sorry i heart your posts