So the Alec Martinez post started me thinking about other occasions where a participant has been mic'd:

Erg's now gone, though he looked so buff.

I'm just hanging on for dear life for that other ).

RHETORICAL TACTICS OF AN INTERNET COMMENTER 101 SYLLABUS

This itsy-bitsy semantic stuff (and the "Christ! Stop being a dumb fucking shithead!" clarification thereof) is killing me. #GAH!!!!!

Well, the night can only get better after hearing that.

It's unfortunate that many people remember the Pedro incident instead of all of his better times. RIP Don Zimmer. Thanks for the memories of watching you coach the Cubs when I was a kid.

Peter could throw weller than that.

"I'd buy that for ten dollars!"

D. ?????

His mom is gonna give him so much shit at home school on Monday.

I had an Uncle Ray once, well I guess I still do. Anyway, he liked to drink and spout his mouth at anyone in earshot. Well, one night—and Uncle Ray is straight twisted, right—one night, he's in Atlantic City with his girl, and she's going on and on about how he doesn't know shit about Hold 'Em. Well you know what…

The calendar says no but the forecast says yes.

Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…

Daddy always said that place was karst.

The last time they tried to get the fabric from 165 jerseys onto one poster, Oliver Miller still couldn't fit into it.

Pavel Datsyuk = Sulky Dat Vape

Foolin' Around Duan:

You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.

The lack of porn in the study definitely explains all the blue balls.