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Today has been a celebration of a stadium. Not a winning team. It makes me sick to think we are supposed to get all excited to celebrate Wrigley. Get a winning team together and I will cheer and celebrate that.

I don't recall knowing he corked his bat for a while. When that bat broke and it was corked I was done with that asshole. He was a giant prick.

The guy was just accurately predicting a blown save later in the day.

Having only red the first part of this sentence and nothing else; I'm sure that they have prenup. How could you be so stupid?

So let me get this straight. After years of devotion, when she literally gave her blood to put a smile on his face, things get a little stormy and he suddenly can't be tied down anymore, so he just floats off into the distance, deaf to her crying out his name and pleading for him to come back? This is a terrible time…

I'm a lifelong Cub fan and what I'm about to write probably won't be popular.

Doug Exeter's comment and subsequent back-and-forth responses in the Lueke post today rose to the level of performance art.

I was joking around earlier today with some friends about Eddie Money. And came across this song. I've heard the original a million times. But this version is amazing.

The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

Roosevelt should have seen this coming when the Secret Service changed his codename to Watership.

Patron: I noticed you've not got any milk on the menu.

Michigan looks good.*

When the big inevitable things of life that happen to everyone happen to you it's still a shock. At least I can still listen to the kinks.

Pollock is a fish. Polack is the slur.

Great call on the last one, and a reason to link to one of the best Onion articles ever.

Interesting-I hear a nascent "Kentucky Woman".*

Terry Pratchett's new book came out today. He's still bringing it.

Pretty sure Milk and Honey Original Café Mix proponents are sorely underrepresented on this list.

Though the story may be apocryphal, Washington's scoring average was higher than other presidents because he was a cherry-picker that didn't play a lot of D.