Communication is about what people hear, like I’m always telling my kids. I’m better off knowing that “inscrutable” applied to an Asian group or organization is going to sound unfortunate to some people.

You know what I never got in Speed? Why was Jeff Daniels on that raid? He was still walking with a cane after getting shot by Keanu, and suddenly he goes into full SWAT mode?

I’m sorry, “scientists”?

That sounds horrible but what if there had been a water slide at the beginning of the story?

Some people think it’s funny, well it’s really hot n runny!

“Fast X Furious.” Because it’s either that or “Fast 10: Your Seatbelts,” and I think Fast X Furious is a bit less cheesy-sounding.

cocktails like the Cowboy (Sweet Tea Vodka, Coconut Rum, Vodka, Peach, Lemonade, Sour, Sprite), the Sweet Southern Sugar (Peach Vodka, Sprite, OJ), and the Twisted Brown Trucker (Fireball & Rumchata)

I am shirtless, drunk and on my roof. Don't let me down, space debris.

This site is also realistic that Teslas are good EVs. Bradley wrote an article about how good the Model Y is as an EV. Jason wrote an article attributing Tesla for removing the public’s stigma about electric vehicles and making them mainstream.

Sir the logic thread you’re seeking is somewhere else.

Presumably the owners may want to transit the canal again, regardless of the disposition of this specific ship. 

Mumford & Sons’ banjoist Winston Marshall

I’ll do YOU one better: WHY is Space Jam?

Despite all his rage, he is still holding cats on this page.

I don’t know what everyone is talking about here. I can’t count the number of times that I leave Trader Joe’s and after I put my groceries in my Tesla and after I look through the windshield to see the the curb and the nicely landscaped bushes in front of my Tesla thought “Shit, do I put the car in reverse or drive…

No.

I don’t understand this situation well enough to contribute anything, I just want to remark on that header image and wonder why that store is ok with birds sitting on the “t” but not any other letters.

Where’s her father in all this?

In further news, singer Billy Ocean has publicly apologized to a Carribean Queen for assuming that they share the same dream.

I think CBS will redeem themselves with the upcoming 10-part Langoliers mini series.