God bless Bobby for that beautiful art.

Its over 12 hours later and I still can’t stop laughing. I can’t believe you had to ask someone this question.

Absolutely. I’m not suggesting it doesn’t happen. It’s just that if I was told “1 dollar cocktails” my first thought would be to verify with the bartender. If the answer was “yeah” then I’d just assume it was the size of a shooter or incredibly weak/ not worth it.

You have been so cute today.

Because when you deliver in a city and at a certain hour, your tips are frequently shots of liquor or a hit from a bowl.

Happy Hour margs—-

This entire wedding (and probably marriage) is just the Screamapillar. It should be beautiful, but God no, nonononono no nope nope nooooo.

Who... Who organized that party? Did the guests have any idea what to expect? I have so many questions about this process, this experience.

You both said it. I have never been so turned off by musicians i LIKED so much.

A MILLION LIGHTS ARE DANCING AND THERE YOU ARE, A SHOOTING STAR~~~

RUDE

I love ONJ- She’s in my top 10 celebrities of ALL TIME and i am just clenching my teeth reading this whole thing.

All of my matches are senior-ass sedentary roly poly dogs and I’m like, “...Probably....”

Well the thing is i didnt go to a doctor because it was just fingernail and flesh that came off. If it took off bone I probably would have gone.

I like that this is something you just knew and offered up out of nowhere.

So off topic but!!! A bunch of jingles in a CR bag—- this is a sign of someone who works in the service industry.

He really does make me wish I’d had a grandparent in my life. Like I had a grandma until I was 6 but I don’t really remember her.

That’s the best way I’ve ever heard someone describe the Maddie Gasp of Despair.

Jill. Jill scares the fucking shit out of me. The mom I would want to be my mother the most? Out of the whole group? If i had to? Holly or Christi. On one hand Holly seems like a better role model, on the other when I became a teen, I doubt she’d have the liquor cabinet to pilfer from like Christi. I also know that no…