Don’t you know? Nevermind that churches have been the largest humanitarian aid NGOs literally forever, they’re all just about the systemic murder of Jewish children.

A couple of weeks ago I had some randoms come in while i happened to be at the hosting desk. It was a sunday, and IM CATHOLIC BUT I WAS STILL LIKE, OH GOD NO when they started off with, “So we noticed you aren’t in church right now...”

BOOOOO no i tried! And though it’s still ripped from the headlines, the writers have done their part to make it way less obvious.

Can Sia do a Sinead Pope thing for Trump, tho

Hahahaha, that is so cute.

The season so far has been phenomenal. I haven’t been able to hate on it yet.

Whatever, the episodes so far this season have been great, overall. It feels a return to old SVU.

That David Recker from NE Ohio better be MY David Recker from Stuart Hall.

That’s a good point, dude! My ex and I kept our mugshots of each other when we got arrested together because the arrest was totally ridiculous and it was hilarious.

MTE. Perez might be an awful person/misogynist, but he’s been getting pedophile-shit about his son for a long time now.

I think “fake” is the word people use when they don’t want to accept that someone just doesn’t like them.

Aw! Someone else who refers to their scar as their harry potter scar! I remember trying to explain that the flesh of my scar was still painful years later, “it hurts like harry potter’s scar.” And women who were literally like 20 years old in a livejournal community lost it because, Didn’t I know that Harry Potter was…

For real? I don’t find a problem with it. When all of the animals in Zanesville OH were set free by their psycho owner who killed himself a few years ago, half of the girls on my college campus dressed up as exotic animals and wore signs around their necks that said PLS RETURN 2 ZANESVILLE. Most of the animals had to…

Poor Selena. It’s true though. She does seem like the nicest fucking person.

Ding ding ding! My human trafficking boss is a 27 year old Chinese woman! She’ll tell you that she’s giving people opportunities but LOL NO.

There are so many human rights and labor law violations here that I want to scream, but if I say anything to anyone a bunch of people who want to be here will get deported.

I feel so conflicted about this. All of my coworkers are undocumented (mostly Chinese, some Central American). They can tell you horror stories about where they came from, or the perils of traveling with coyotes. Even though they’re happy to make money for their families to send back home, I’m still like... No one…

People always originally try to tell me I’m a summer too!!! But then I’m like, “You forgot about Kaitlin Cooper didn’t you.” And they’re like, “Shit... Yeah...”

I’ll just let Chanel own it. I love nothing better than when an OTT character somehow becomes an insane voice of reason. It’s like a Cher Horowitz “I think I remember my Mel Gibson” moment. You know, almost like it doesn’t matter HOW you learned it, at least you learned it. It’s usually so funny and unexpected, and I…