It was perfect. WHAT, ARE YOU GOING TO TELL US TO SMILE NOW?

BEFORE YOU SAID ANNA FROM THE OC, ALL I WAS GOING TO COMMENT WAS “CONFIDENCE, COHEN.”

Oh god I remember that. And i just realized how distraught Andy Cohen looks in it. Porsha had so much sympathy when it all started and then she turned into a monster.

Better yet, the quote (as it pertains to the United States) actually comes from John Winthrop’s 1630 sermon to the original pilgrims. In context, it’s meant to say, “The whole world is watching to see if we can turn this land into a Utopia as immigrants, and no matter what hardships come, we need to support each other…

The best part about this is the use of “progressive” as a pejorative.

Hi people that follow NFL gossip~ Question~

Loool my dad’s side is super old money alcoholic WASPy which is why i thought it would be appropriate. But i guess Scott’s family is Jewish, which has been repeated at me at least 20 times, because it’s clearly the most relevant thing in the initial comment. Sorry for assuming he was One Of Us.

Omg did i assume his grandparents were his parents? I thought Kourtney brought their son to visit them??? Did they die recently? Forgive me, I’m not the authority on the Kardashians by any means, but I’ve watched enough of the show to be like, “hate this guy.”

PS y u grey

Im an alcoholic and drug addict and i feel totally comfortable hating on him. When we do horrible shit because of our disease you can’t coddle us and be like, “It’s okay... You’re an alcoholic!” We seriously need to be smacked in the fucking face until we stop hurting the people who love us. Disick had CAMERAS.…

Can you imagine- Having two incredibly wealthy (and sober, at least on the Kardashian end. Scott’s rich parents are super WASPy so i wouldnt be surprised if they’ve got addictions) families at your back? And hurting them so much? And then still refusing rehab over and over again for the better part of a decade? I say…

I say this all of the time but anyone who thinks Scott is charming, or somehow more tolerable than the Kardashians is an idiot.

Because the number one thing I want coworkers and potential employers to see when they google me is “She could have called back after that one night stand... Bitch didn’t even let me spend the night... Sorry for the drunk post.”

LOL I’m on your side, but it’s 4.05 in Ohio... Which is still not enough. I think I read that California is like 9 bucks. I really doubt the majority of restaurants actually keep up with those tho.

If you can’t afford a 20% tip you can’t afford to eat out.

No of course not!!!! What you asked for probably sounds like an employee favorite. Whenever customers ask me for things we used to offer that I LOVED that we no longer have, i feel instant solidarity! It’s so so so cool to ask! (Sometimes, if you catch me in a good mood and it’s slow, I’ll talk the kitchen into making…

Yup yup yup yup yup. I work at a sushi restaurant and random garbage customers will become fucking PSYCHOTIC when they can’t order a roll they had once while on vacation across the continent. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE THE RAIDER ROLL???!!! (lol hi toby this is just the most recent thing i can think of) “Uh we are…

You’ve been a badass in this thread. Thank you.

Yeah. I feel like I remember him making a full-force stupid quote about feminism over a year ago. Like offensively bad. And it’s just weird that in a gossip roundup blurb about SlutWalk, one woman is named, two dude allies-participants are named.

omg. i’m not clicking the link to kylie’s rolls story. i dont want to know if “matte gray and orange rims” is real or not. i like not knowing!!!