I’m generally in favor of ungreying if it’s a good takedown, which this was!

Dude, swear to god. If you work in any ethnic food place whatsoever motherfuckers try to bring you coupons for other restaurants with the same cuisine and then basically throw shit at you because you don’t honor them.

I adore you, even though i dont know you. You’ve added so much good commentary to my life. Thank you for that! Of course I’m going to pray, but you should know that everything will be alright. 💕

Sounds like overkill to me. You need your alone time when you need your alone time, and having roommates means you can’t usually get it in your own home.

People would literally walk in to hang out and consume what they thought were free samples for a few hours?

I want to hear so much more about this.

Righteous truth!

I had a minor bad thing happen to me and it ruined my weekend, but your comment was so good that it went beyond equilibrium. I am so happy right now!

Do you even know what a tipout is?

Where I live, as long as the restaurant has the “gratuity of x% will be added” on the menu, a customer can’t fight over it.

I think I’m going to have to bow out of even reading the forthcoming stories. Have fun y’all~

That would be perfect!!!

Sunday I’m working all day. But tonight my friend is taking me out of town, buying me dinner, and then getting me boozey breakfast in the am before... Driving me home! Then my hot coworker is paying to get my gross-ass manicure removed/buying me a new one??? It’s like all of the drinks and food I’ve bought for people…

I need these i need these i need these

IF ONLY. My boss is damn-close to being a human trafficker though. I am leaving soon~

One time i kept whining, I WANT TO GO HOOOOME I WAAAANT TO GO HOOOOMMMMEEEE!!!!!! And then a tornado blew through my work. I got to leave four hours early and my car was totalled but after i calmed down from the initial shock i was like, “god heard me.”

It’s a relief to know that I’m not alone on that one.

ikr???!!!

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhghhhhhh