SO GUILTY.

I have asthma. Cat dander can kill me. Thank you for battling with this idiot. “Im allergic to cats but i still have one!!! THEREFORE CAT ALLERGIES ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!!”

LOL i love it when people disregard my cat allergies (oh but i cleaned before you came over!!!) and then enjoy their trip to the ER with me after i’ve stabbed myself with an epipen because my face was blue from anaphylactic shock.

For all of us who have frequented Waffle Houses at 2 am- There are reasons why the local police send an officer to stand guard at the door. People are shitfaced, belligerent, and cheap/hungry motherfuckers.

Here’s some wine that just rocketed through my nose onto the safest thing i could find (plastic bag of cookies) after reading your comment.

Pope Francis is now Pope LuAnn?!

Wilmer had what many people (at the time) considered a near-predatory relationship with Lindsay Lohan. She was 17 when they started dating, still had her Disney reputation, and he was what, 24 or so? Like the youngest Jenner kid and Tyga, if you will.

These are pretty reasonable asks, tbh. I find the presentation irritating but I’m sure his fans are nightmares that need a stern NO and a slap on the wrist. Isn’t he in his 20s by now? Am i wrong? Why does he still sound like he’s wrapping up puberty?

I was mostly focused on the author having a tongue resting on her shoulder when i opened the article... I expected to open this and think, “Yes, another piece about how police deal with rape victims. Let me prepare myself to block out what anger may come.”

MTE she seems like such a doll. Cant really say the same for her husband, but w/e.

Woman has always been rail-thin so yeah, bizarre is really the most appropriate word. Like you don’t give someone a treadmill if you want them to bulk up.

Best advice in this thread. If someone is being paid to critique you and they feel like you’re not taking the criticism to heart, they’ll just keep coming at you harder and harder.

We are the same!!! Ravenclaw when I was in school, until school taught me there was nothing more important than community???!

Hufflepuff!!! <3333

Wait....

In the service industry it’s common for FOH employees to say “my servers” if they’re a bartender, “my bussers” if they’re a server, “my ____” if you’re a ____, because you’re essentially assigned to each other for the whole night and you all work as a team and share in the tips.

Girl, you should have!!! It’s so easy. I’ve never been in an environment where we all bone each other like crazy except in the service industry, and then work together the next day like nothing happened. I mean, half of the job is pure acting so you just go off the assumption- no strings attached!

Mte he’s the one candidate that scares the shit out of me. He’s absolutely the most dangerous and he’s capable of doing so much damage.

Highways are boned, public schools are boned, public transportation where public transportation is desperately needed is boned (Cincinnati has probably been fucked over the most by Kasich, as someone who lives in Dayton) and as a woman in my mid-20s I am actually terrified to live here BECAUSE of Kasich. Even birth…

Again, I can’t fucking say this enough, as a woman who lives under Kasich I would really appreciate it if liberals who don’t know shit about him would stop calling him ‘moderate’ or ‘reasonable,’ ESPECIALLY if you add the “comparatively” qualifier like a total fucking idiot.