I was expecting way more FOH boning stories tbh. Young, attractive people drinking while closing after a stressful night. What else do you expect?

I’m just curious about whether or not you’ve had to dismiss any DERP comments hahahaha

I hate being the “tell us more” person, but...

Right? He gets so much shit for swearing and it’s like... She doesn’t even go here! Where do you think you are?

Did you really just tell, ahem, a woman of color that she can’t use the word Black tho

A sextape of Weezy wearing nothing but socks.

You never worked in the service industry, have you? Today my coworkers came in on their day off and they were playing the part of obnoxious customers and they were super adorable. In order to play obnoxious customers they kept screaming MAAAAA’AAAAAM at me from across the restaurant. I look my age. I’m 25. I’ve been…

Right now I’m just amazed that so many people here were told by adults to call them by their first names!!!! Like, really? I never, ever, EVER called an adult by their first name unless it was prefaced with their familial honorific. I’m not even old.

I was going to be like, well sure I think kids SHOULD address adults as Mr/Ms/Mrs whatever. Like if future child brings a date home between ages 14-20 i’d expect them to use my last name? Blame it on being super WASPy, I guess. My parents and grandparents would give serious sideeye to me if I brought home a boy who…

Never heard of that book. I just ganked “a single woof” from marie’s words exactly!

That reminds me! I was visiting boyfriend’s hometown last week and we started comparing Terrible Local NPR shows. His was like... “We have a show with two hosts that basically functions like fucking craigslist. Like Laura will call in selling her 1997 Jetta for 1000 dollars, and then 20 minutes later a dad will call…

The majority of people I know who watch HSN are shopping addicts (usually old) who can’t leave their houses for one reason or another. My aunt is one of them, and I’m always like “Thank God that apparently literally NOBODY told her about the internet.”

Idk sounds like she just had a date with one of the Pams beforehand to help her anxiety jitters.

Kind of love Dunham’s post tbh

I was so angry at you for making me tear up, then I was like “Damn my eyes were dry and this feels good.”

For real. Talk to some Iranian students in the US and they’ll out-liberal the campus’ Young Democrats club by miles.

The best thing I ever did was get arrested by a nerd my friends made fun of in high school for like... Underage consumption while I was a backseat passenger in my bf’s car.

LOOOOLLLLL she just changed her review

I know I can't wait!!!!