Does...does S not know how you get UTIs?

There are literally dozens of us!

It is so, SO good (but I definitely wouldn’t characterize it as ‘not overly sweet’). I’ve just had it on toast so far, but I’ve been trying to convince my mom to make thumbprint cookies with it. I got mine off Amazon, but it looks like it’s actually cheaper to get it straight from the Better Than Average site.

Thanks! That’s really helpful!

Love me some syntactic ambiguity!

Oh god I love Ativan for flights. It helps with the nervousness of flying AND it knocks me out so I don’t have to experience how much flying sucks. When do you take yours? I’ve been trying to work out timing so it calms me down for the ‘going through security’ anxiety but doesn’t knock me out until I’m on the plane.

YOU TOTALLY SHOULD. On a related note, I just bought some Moxie jelly, which I didn’t even know existed, and it is AMAZING.

I see Christian Slater’s face on Matt Lauer’s head.

This hit me pretty hard too, because I’ve definitely been there and I think a lot of women have, where you end up sleeping with someone you don’t want to sleep with because you feel like you’ve obligated yourself to do so by being alone with them.

Oh god, I miss Moxie so much. I’m from the NH/ME border (on the NH side) and I binge on that delicious medicinal-tasting elixir every time I go home.

I was Team Cake until last week, and now I’m Team Pie so hard I literally stopped at the store on the way home yesterday to buy myself a slice of pie for no reason other than that I really wanted one.

I want to shout out to molas, who can have 50 different kinds of parasites living on their skin and who rely on sea birds to eat these parasites off (and out of) their skin. EwwwwwwwwwImsoobsessedwiththem.

The problem for me with the Star Trek intros is that they’re not auto-skippable (in that the little ‘skip intro’ button doesn’t pop up) and once you’ve watched the TNG intro once, you don’t really need to see it again.

You should try it! I just knit the cuffs (in the round, but I can’t see why it wouldn’t work flat-knit as well), and then I use the last knit stitch as the first crochet loop, ch1, and then pull a loop through each knit stitch as I drop it off the needles!

I was just trying to think if I have a crochet pattern to recommend to you, and then I realized that I always knit the cuffs in ribbing before changing to crochet. I don’t even think the fake-knit crochet ribbing has much stretch to it.

I’m looking for ‘I’ll Make a Man Out of You’ from the Mulan soundtrack, but I’m not seeing it.

YES. One of my least favorite types of customer was always the kind that made you feel like they looked upon the dining experience as some sort of game that they had to win or something. Almost as bad as the customers who aggressively use your name when something isn’t right - like some kind of implied ‘I’m going to…

Same here - I’m not religious, but I prefer total coverage and I get sick of searching out long-sleeved maxi dresses only to find that they all have a thigh slit.

You’re arguing linguistics with someone who has a Ph.D. in linguistics. Speaking English doesn’t make you an expert in English linguistics.

That’s just like my mom, except that she thought that she was immune to viruses because she has a Mac. Then one day she got a popup saying that she had a virus and she needed to call a number...which she did, whereupon she talked to a guy who wanted her to give him remote access to her computer...WHICH SHE DID.