I hate subway tile so goddamn much. Mostly because I live in NYC and never, ever want to be reminded of how terrible the subway service is right now, and can’t imagine being so nostalgic for NYC (after I eventually leave) that I’ll want to look at subway tile every day for the rest of my life.

This is awesome.

Great story. He’s like a violent Penn & Teller. I hope he and you don’t suffer too much because of this story.

Anti-vaxxers are a menace. The nature of my workplace means hundreds of children are in and out of here every week—and when a parent casually mentions that their kid isn’t vaccinated, it takes all of my therapist cool not to leap across my office and throttle them. 

Remember: Jesus is the Reason for the Treason.

The guy is a hero for standing up for what he believes in, in the face of an oppressive government.  The fact that he beats up Tai Chi dorks is icing on the cake.

I *really* want to laugh at this bullshit, but I'm immunocompromised so fuck Becky with the full cup.

I have a love/hate relationship with Goop.

Does no one in America know the meaning of the word “treason”? 

Jim Tomsula is the only man that truly knows the answer to this question.

That’s a pretty brutal thing to say to a person who’s suffered miscarriage or stillbirth. I’ve suffered more for my children than most women who have carried to term and given birth. I am definitely a mother. 

He’s a DO (which is not a bad thing, I have worked with a lot of fine DOs and they are qualified to be primary care practitioners, internists and family practice docs) but he is NOT an OB/GYN, he is NOT a specialist, and he does NOT have research credentials, having not done anything like a post-doctoral fellowship.…

We regret both the error and the U.S. system of customary units.

I feel like apology parsing has serious potential to overtake baseball as our national pastime!

Yes, let’s bash Tekashi 6ix9ine for being a “snitch,” not because he’s a horrible, garbage person who sexually abused minors, physically abused other women, and has just generally been a criminal dickhead.

Yea but fight club is about to turn 20 years old (Oct. 15th 1999).

Social Media was a mistake. 

Welp, this is definitely the Fight Club of our time.

From what I’ve read it would be a major conflict if/when they were to go public but since they’re a private company it’s not really an issue other than maybe bad optics.

Anyone who thinks fucking mind-controlled computer glasses are a good use of a billion dollars should not be allowed to have a billion dollars.