I didn’t hear that last part, could you speak up please?

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

White people in Philly immediately became terrified upon learning a large black man owned a Gunn.

The Facetime call also unintentionally caught a naked and confused Kyle Long wandering in the background.

Moved to Wisconsin a few years ago. Start with the Packers ownership.

Spoken like a Democrat or Republican.

“That’s what a true Yankee star does, gift your fans with some swag and then leave them crying.”

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

Just so you know, there’s technically no statute of limitations on murder.

“We knew people had died there, but it was the ‘80s” is the best synopsis of that decade I can think of.

And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling.. wait.

The 13 fans in attendance were stoked.

Coughlin is one of the worst negotiators in the league. Sitting in a room with him, it’s easy to gauge his true intentions, since his face is easily red.

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

Med10crity

2019 Jets Nightmares, ranked

“I’ve kicked a lot of balls over the years. I’m not reinventing the wheel.”

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

What are Usain?

84th minute? Usually Bolts in Jamaica are much faster.